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Okay, this busty blonde needs to be warned. Although the sex these two are having looks really really awesome, it is super dangerous. Like more dangerous than random unprotected gay sex in San Fransisco. All that honey is going to attract a bear and as we all know, bears are extremely attracted to shinny gold things (like that chicks eye liner). So the bear would be sleeping some place or hanging out with bigfoot doing whatever those two do together, and he’d be like, “Yo Bigfoot, dog, (all bears sound like Randy from American Idol) I got to bounce. I smell some honey.” And bam, he’s on the move. He be walking along sniffing the air and shaking treas, cause that’s what bears do, and then he’d catch site of this insanely hot blonde with honey dripping off her tits, whose sucking honey off this guys dick, and be like “That’s my kind of girl.” He’d probably wonder what kind of a mythical human male this is who produces honey out his cock. Get pissed off cause now he feels like maybe he’s a gay bear (cause he’s thinking about all the honey he could get from that guys dick), then he’d notice the shinny gold eye liner and biggedy-bam, he flies into a blind fury and goes charging over to get some of that. Sadly, that would be the end of these two. He’d either fuck the chick to death, eating her face off trying to get at the gold on her eyes, or maul her and start sucking the guys cock for honey. And no one. I mean, NO ONE, wants to see that.



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